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The Simpsons

The Simpsons

Air date - Thu 19th of September 1991

Mistakenly committed to a mental hospital, Homer meets a tall, stocky white man who claims to be Michael Jackson.

Air date - Thu 26th of September 1991

Lisa's patriotic essay wins the family a trip to Washington, D.C. -- but the corruption she sees there inspires her to write a new and very different essay.

Air date - Thu 3rd of October 1991

When Ned Flanders opens a store for left-handed people, Homer wants him to fail... until he sees the downtrodden Flanders family living in their car.

Air date - Thu 10th of October 1991

Bart becomes an errand boy for the Springfield Mafia. When Principal Skinner disappears, Fat Tony points the finger at Bart.

Air date - Thu 17th of October 1991

Homer averts a meltdown through sheer dumb luck. When he's invited to the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant to give a pep talk, he faces another potential meltdown and again "pulls a Homer."

Air date - Thu 24th of October 1991

Bart and Lisa work to reunite Krusty the Clown with his estranged father, an Orthodox Jewish rabbi who had never accepted Krusty's career choice.

Air date - Thu 31st of October 1991

In the first story, the family buys a cursed monkey paw in Morocco, and their three wishes turn out badly. In a Twilight Zone parody, Bart is the fearsome "monster" who can read the townspeople's thoughts. In the final story, Mr. Burns steals Homer's brain for a giant robot he's building.

Air date - Thu 7th of November 1991

Overcompensating for his neglect, Homer buys Lisa a pony; the high cost of maintaining the animal forces him to work the graveyard shift at the Kwik-E-Mart.

Air date - Thu 14th of November 1991

Homer tries to bond with Bart by building a soapbox racer. On race day, Bart must decide between driving Martin's aerodynamic racer and disappointing Homer, or driving his own racer and losing to Nelson.

Air date - Thu 21st of November 1991

Moe steals the drink recipe Homer invented, and the rechristened "Flaming Moe" turns his tavern into a hotspot. When a national franchise wants to buy the recipe, Homer wants revenge.

Air date - Thu 5th of December 1991

Mr. Burns sells the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to wealthy German investors who are shocked at the conditions. When the ceiling caves in, the Germans are desperate to sell the plant... back to Mr. Burns.

Air date - Thu 26th of December 1991

Homer and Marge recount their early years, when the couple faced a shotgun wedding and Homer's poor career prospects.

Air date - Thu 9th of January 1992

Bart plays practical jokes with a radio microphone, and his hoax tests the limits of the town's kindness.

Air date - Thu 23rd of January 1992

Sundays become "Daddy-Daughter Days" when Homer discovers Lisa's uncanny ability to pick winning football teams.

Air date - Thu 6th of February 1992

Marge has a nervous breakdown and goes on a vacation alone, leaving Bart and Lisa with Patty and Selma, and Maggie with Homer.

Air date - Thu 13th of February 1992

Bart discovers his teacher's personal ad and invents a fictional suitor to string her along. When Mrs. Krabappel falls madly in love with "Woodrow," Bart's conscience starts to bother him.

Air date - Thu 20th of February 1992

With a million dollars on the line, Mr. Burns hires ringers for the upcoming baseball game against the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant. But as misfortunes fell the pros, with bases loaded and the score tied in the ninth inning, Homer is sent to bat.

Air date - Thu 27th of February 1992

After a career aptitude test pegs Lisa as a homemaker and Bart as a police officer, she becomes a rebel and he becomes a hall monitor. When Lisa's subversive behavior goes too far, Bart steps in.

Air date - Thu 12th of March 1992

When Santa's Little Helper needs a life-saving operation, the family tightens their belts to save up the money. Sensing their resentment, the dog runs away from home, only to be adopted by Mr. Burns.

Air date - Thu 26th of March 1992

Homer becomes the manager of a beautiful country music singer, whose attentions drive a wedge between Marge and Homer.

Air date - Thu 9th of April 1992

When Selma agrees to marry her prison pen pal, Sideshow Bob, only Bart remains suspicious of his motives.

Air date - Thu 23rd of April 1992

Otto loses his job driving the school bus and the Simpsons take him in. When he must get a driver's license, he finds common ground with Patty and Selma.

Air date - Thu 7th of May 1992

Everything's coming up Milhouse when Bart's best friend falls in love with the new girl at school. Jealous, Bart snitches to Milhouse's father and the lovebirds are separated.

Air date - Thu 27th of August 1992

Homer's half-brother Herb Powell returns, his finances in ruin from his last encounter with Homer. With a little help from the family, he invents a product that's sure to turn his life around.